Unity Goat support

Had a good laugh with Baaamarin XD

 

lol. I understand that later. But you will be surprised to hear the diversity of application of word "goat".

As such:
stupid, arrogance, extremist, irregular naughty students, citizen who deny 1971 genocide, fabricator etc.

As you see, all of them are used in negative context. Later I realized the humor in this post

 

I didn't realize that a (relatively) innocuous* farm animal had such a negative context associated with it! If I ever target Bangladesh with a game, I know now to refrain from mentioning goats.

*: So, funny story. My grandfather was a farmer here in Texas, and he raised a whole bunch of billy goats, named Billy #1-6. He taught them all how to shake hands with people; however, they had the unfortunate tendency to headbutt you if you turned your back on them, or if they got behind you somehow. Mischevious little buggers!

 

Hey,

Don't get me wrong I like a good joke as much as the next person and this was funny, in fact this could easily have helped spread awareness of 'feedback' which would be a good thing. I guess I just wish you could have blocked people for voting for it. That way you spread awareness, everyone has a laugh and all is good in the world... except for the fact that I don't feel 'feedback' really covers all cases and often doesn't seem to do much good.

 

ROFL to that story, Asvarduil. :smile::smile:

 

Ok everybody stop kidding around and be prepared :

WHAT PREPARATIONS SHOULD I MAKE PRIOR TO KIDDING?
Make sure you have studied all of the relevant parts of books and videos on this topic, many of which contain clear diagrams of the expected event. Don't get worried, in most cases, goats manage perfectly well on their own and any help that is needed is minimal.
It is worthwhile to collect together a set of items which might be needed during the actual kidding, or immediately afterwards. Many of them could be put in one box, to be ready at a moments notice.

The recommended list includes:

A bucket for warm water

A bar of soap and nailbrush

Some veterinary obstetric lubricant gel

Some clean cotton towels

Roll of paper kitchen towels

A pair of sharp surgical scissors

An antibiotic spray obtained from your vet

A stomach tube and syringe for colostrum feeding

Kid feeding bottle, teat and a half litre plastic jug

The goat's pen should be well cleaned and disinfected at least a week before kidding.
A low hurdle should be available to section off a corner in the kidding pen, should it be thought to be advisable to protect the kids from being trampled on etc. The dam should be able to see, smell and lick her kids, even if they are placed behind the temporary partition.
On hand should be the telephone numbers of at least one vet, and at least one experienced goatkeeper or shepherd and a mobile phone if no permanent phone is nearby.
As soon as the first signs of birth are observed, remove the water receptacle from the kidding pen until after parturition is complete.

 

Super cereal?

 

If you're not super cereal, you shouldn't even be here.

 

I heard that Unity are working on a Horse to Goat compiler.

 

You see, a pangolin has more armor than a goat


is rounder than a goat


and looks like an armadillo.


Does your goat look like an armadillo? Choose pangolin today.

 

This is super duper cereal you guys

 

Goats are underrated.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/4/1/5569950/goat-simulator-review

...and real goats will chase you across rickety swinging bridges over ancient Appalachian rivers as I found as kid, but not that kind of kid.

 

Goat is a must.
They could even make a new subforum for that, like "Goat in progress".

I'm waiting for new threads like "Is the new Goat out yet???!!!"
But definitely not for:
"New Goat - shot in a dark".

 

There's a goat-man in our game.